Top Ten Ugliest Cars

Inspired by another page I stumbled across  I thought I'd make up my own list. 

In no particular order - they are all disgusting. Some may disappear from here as they are linked images, I really couldn't be bothered to make and save images and sully the server with such rankness.

I've reduced them all to a smaller size just in case you've recently eaten.


Nissan Juke

Nissan Juke - yep no coincidence it sounds like Puke

no comment.


Dodge Nitro

Dodge Nitro mmm stylish

Ross Pillock of Autoexpress actually said "If you want to make a statement, the Dodge Nitro is an appealing SUV." and went on to say

"if looks  and pace are what matters, the model's styling and strong diesel engine hold obvious appeal."

Beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder.

 

Ford Scorpio

Ford Scorpio

Just how did that nose get signed off?

 

Ssangyong Rodius

Ssangyong Rodius

Thankfully never seen one of these in the UK - many estates seem to have that bizarre rear window treatment

 

Pontiac Aztec

Pontiac Aztec

Bizarrely looking at the success of ugly cars like the Juke, I think if they launched this in Britain today it would be a sales phenomenon.

 

Jeep Renegade

jeep Renegade

The fact this is a current model shows how car styling seems to be getting worse and worse. Bizarrely I was thumbing through my wifes latest magazine (come on we've all done it) and there was an advert for this. They should have made it an advertorial something like "socks and sandals - why it's so 2015"

 

Dacia Duster

Dacia Duster

Erm i guess take the same comments for the Jeep and imagine this appearing in a womens magazine. Don't lose weight or go to the gym just buy one of these and look HOT.

 

Volvo XC90

Volvo XC90

I left this picture a bit larger so you can see the grimace on the drivers face. He looks like he can't wait to get out of it. Truly hideous.

 

Toyota 4Runner

Toyota 4 Runner

It wasn't until I started compiling this page that I realised some of the cars I thought were ugly, e.g the Nissan Qashqai, Kia Sportage  etc etc weren't even going to make it on the page as I kept discovering uglier and uglier "cars". I thought about a montage of 10 more for the final image but that would have meant time and effort creating images. So finally I give you a reason to worry about the future of car design...

 

Citroen Cactus

Citroen Cactus

In these modern PC times is there really a greater confession of failure than using a model to hide the cars obvious shortcomings?

 

PLEASE CAN PEOPLE STOP BUYING UGLY CARS I AM CONSIDERING DRIVING WITH A BAG OVER MY HEAD WHICH IS CLEARLY UNSAFE.